PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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