I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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