i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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You dont lie about slip and slides
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.