tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach