Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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