when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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