just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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