dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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