All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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