After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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