Rock
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Fuck
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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