Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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