Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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