I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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