Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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