Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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