it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i came on her dog
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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