Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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