I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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