We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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