dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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