This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Two words: nipple clamps
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