Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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