I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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