woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
