My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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