Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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