how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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