well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
