I wanna passion pit in your ass
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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