I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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