Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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