I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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