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(786): View more from Florida

Thats something to write home to mom about

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Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(859): View more from Kentucky

That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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(314): View more from Missouri

last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.

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(516): View more from New York

do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...

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(310): View more from California

He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger

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