Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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