the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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