i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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