she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
