Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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