Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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