I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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