This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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