I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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