How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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