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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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