We named our party play list daddy issues
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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