I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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