Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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