You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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