break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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