Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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