Don't you send me to vm
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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