Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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