I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
