Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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