I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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