I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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