no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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