Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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