I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
